Elon Musk Insults Disney Over Ad Pull On Platform X. But There Is A Problem.
New York City, NY - Tesla and X CEO Elon Musk railed against Disney and current CEO Bob Iger, who recently said that advertising on...
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The Machination Times
- Nov 25
- 2 min
Derek Chauvin Stabbed After Yelling "Go Big Blue."
Tucson, AZ – Former Minneapolis, Minnesota, police officer Derek Chauvin who was found responsible for the death of known drug user...
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The Machination Times
- Sep 26
- 2 min
Chief’s Travis Kelce Attacked. Subject Allegedly Yelled “This Is Sherwin-Williams Country!”
Kansas City, KS – As rumors of Kansas City Chief’s tight-end Travis Kelce and pop star Taylor Swift being an exclusive item swirl, The...
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The Machination Times
- Sep 23
- 2 min
After Retirement, Anthony Fauci Launches Rap Career
Washington, D.C. – Well-known virologist Anthony Fauci, whose prominence came to the forefront during the Covid-19 outbreak, has retired...
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The Machination Times
- Sep 12
- 1 min
Anthony Fauci Trains Government on Gain of Function
Washington, DC - Well known virologist Anthony Fauci, who led the government in it’s quest to control citizens during the COVID-19...
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The Machination Times
- Jul 22
- 2 min
New Ivermectin Formula Allows Partiers to Disregard Social Distancing Rules
Detroit, MI- A small Michigan pharmaceutical company has discovered a way to incorporate a controversial medicine into drinks so that...
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The Machination Times
- Jul 13
- 2 min
President Biden Caught Sniffing Donald Trump’s Hair
Bedminster, NJ - President Joe Biden was recently caught sniffing the hair of former President Donald Trump at his famous golf course in...
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The Machination Times
- Jun 30
- 2 min
Joe Biden Sees Ice Cream. Wanders Off from Television Interview Abruptly.
A Washington, DC - President Joe Biden quickly and suddenly left a MSNBC news set while speaking with anchor Nicole Wallace this week for...
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The Machination Times
- Jun 29
- 2 min
Donald Trump Runs Out of Insults.
Bedminster, NJ - The former president of the United States, President Donald Trump, known for his fiery tactics and insult hurling ways...
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The Machination Times
- Jun 24
- 1 min
Vending Machines for Dooms Day Preppers
A New Mexico prepper has stepped into the world of entrepreneurship and started a company that places vending machines in businesses with...
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The Machination Times
- Jun 22
- 2 min
Subway Foods Files Lawsuit Against Oceangate Submersible Company
Milford, CT - The famous fast food establishment known as Subway has filed a lawsuit against Oceangate, the now infamous submersible...
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The Machination Times
- Jun 21
- 2 min
Pentagon Accounting Error to Pay Hunter Biden’s Taxes for Him
Washington, DC - In another conspiratorial move made by the United States government, there was an alleged “accounting error” that the...
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The Machination Times
- Jun 15
- 2 min
Exclusive Interview with Alien that Evaded The Las Vegas Police Department
Las Vegas, NV - On June 7th, a Las Vegas family captured on their home security camera what appeared to be an extraterrestrial lurking...
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The Machination Times
- Jun 9
- 2 min
Trump Federal Indictment Unsealed. Includes Infamous Taco Salad Photo.
Former United States President Donald J. Trump recently announced he was indicted by the Department of Justice for holding classified...
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The Machination Times
- May 6
- 1 min
Bud Light Snubs Flava Flav After Attempting to Form Partnership
Bud Light beer has rejected famed 90’s musician music artist Flava Flav after the old-school rapper attempted to form a deal for a...
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The Machination Times
- Apr 11
- 2 min
Whole Foods Store Closes from Not Enough Homeless Taking Over
San Francisco, CA - A 65,000- square foot Whole Foods Market in downtown San Francisco is closing its doors, at least temporarily due to...
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The Machination Times
- Mar 14
- 1 min
Nuclear Codes Lost In A Box Of Cereal
Colorado Springs, CO - A Colorado man has breached national security protocols and took the nuclear codes from the Air Force site where...
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The Machination Times
- Mar 13
- 2 min
Anthony Fauci Suggests Wearing Face Mask When Looking At Investment Balance
Washington, DC - In a recent interview with CNN’s Don Lemon Dr. Anthony Fauci told viewers they should wear a protective face mask when...
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The Machination Times
- Feb 22
- 1 min
Hunter Biden Amasses Hookers In Kiev, Ukraine For Soldiers
Kiev, Ukraine - Hunter Biden has rounded up all his favorite ladies of the night to give some relief and relaxation to Ukrainian...
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The Machination Times
- Feb 17
- 1 min
UFO Shot Down While Carrying Prepper Supplies
Kalispell, MT - A Montana prepper had his supply shot down from the sky by a military fighter jet this past Saturday. The survivalist,...
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