Area 51

Nuclear Codes Lost In A Box Of Cereal

Colorado Springs, CO - A Colorado man has breached national security protocols and took the nuclear codes from the Air Force site where...

Weather Balloon Delivering Food Shot Down Over Fears

Billings, MT - Recently, a weather ballon was seen over the big skies of Montana. Some reports claim that the ballon belongs to the...

Doomsday Clock Operator Falls Asleep, Batteries Go Dead

Colorado Springs, CO - The Doomsday Clock is a Bulletin that was created in the 1940's by several scientists, including Albert Einstein,...

Area 51 Unphased by Frigid Arctic Bomb Cyclone

Area 51, NV - The United States has been punched hard by a winter storm like nothing seen in decades, causing power outages, snow drifts,...

Second Area 51 Nevada Man Raided by Feds

The targeting has begun.

Elon Musk and AOC Rendezvous at Area 51

The recent takeover of social media site Twitter by Tesla founder and entrepreneur Elon Musk has not come without its drama. However,...

Extraterrestrial Escapes Area 51, Credits Father

He escaped and lives to tell

UFO Company Creates Electric Flying Saucer; Elon Musk Looks to Buy.

Musk is making more moves

Will Smith Smack Trained At Underground Area 51 Facility

Will Smith is slapping everyone silly.