Bigfoot Upset that Chinese Spy Ballon Allowed to Film His Land
Coutts, MT - A Chinese spy balloon was recently spotted over the skies in Billings, Montana, sparking national concern. Upon questioning,...
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THE MACHINATION TIMES
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The Machination Times
- Jan 10
- 2 min
Classified Documents Found in Louisiana Man’s Home
Prien, LA - A slew of paper and digital documents pertaining to the existence of Bigfoot were found in a Louisiana man’s house after a...
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The Machination Times
- Dec 19, 2022
- 1 min
Spielberg Regrets Making Movie "Jaws." Bigfoot Says Stop Whining
Spielberg: "Bigfoot who?"
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The Machination Times
- Oct 11, 2022
- 1 min
Bigfoot Says Social Media is Tiresome, Drawing the Line with TikTok
The advent of social media, while bringing access to others across the world, has its woes. The internet brings opportunity for new...
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The Machination Times
- Apr 25, 2022
- 1 min
Report: Bigfoot Finances Elon Musk to Close Twitter Deal
Elon Musk sought additional financing to close his Twitter deal. He found it in an unlikely place and from an unlikely individual. In the...
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The Machination Times
- Mar 22, 2022
- 2 min
Bigfoot Unnerved By New World Order Claims
Bigfoot needs information and he needs it soon
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The Machination Times
- Mar 19, 2022
- 1 min
NCAA Tournament Hosts Bigfoot Mascot for The First Time
The university’s allowance is long past due.
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The Machination Times
- Mar 14, 2022
- 2 min
Bigfoot and Mothman Party at Spring break
Biggie and Mothman relaxing and kegging.
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The Machination Times
- Mar 3, 2022
- 1 min
Ukraine President Zelenskyy Calls Bigfoot for Advice
Bigfoot’s military acumen led Zelenskyy to call him.
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The Machination Times
- Mar 2, 2022
- 2 min
Bigfoot Gives State Of The Union Address
Bigfoot delivers home run at State of the Union
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The Machination Times
- Feb 25, 2022
- 1 min
Bigfoot To Issue Sanctions Against Tabloids
Bigfoot is tired of the lies, assumptions and supposition
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The Machination Times
- Feb 23, 2022
- 2 min
Yeti Heading To Putin For Ukraine-Russia Talks
Within the last couple of days Russian President Vladimir Putin ordered movement of military forces into the Russian-supported separatist...
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The Machination Times
- Feb 20, 2022
- 2 min
Bigfoot Loves Cellphones; But Why?
Cellphones have become Bigfoot’s best friend
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