Gas Stoves Cause Brain Damage; Affects Politicians The Most, According to Study
Los Angeles, CA - The National Consumer Safety Commission recently released a report that says the usage of gas stoves causes cognitive...
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The Machination Times
- Jan 11
- 1 min
Government to Ban Gas Stoves; But Don’t Worry Politicians Will Be Fine
Washington, DC - The United States government is enacting a ban on gas stoves in an attempt to lower the asthma rate and curb climate...
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The Machination Times
- Dec 31, 2022
- 2 min
Andrew Tate Arrested. Assaults Pizza Boxes After Spat with Greta Thunberg
Romania - Former champion kickboxer and social media influencer Andrew Tate was recently arrested by Romanian law enforcement after an...
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The Machination Times
- Dec 26, 2022
- 2 min
Area 51 Unphased by Frigid Arctic Bomb Cyclone
Area 51, NV - The United States has been punched hard by a winter storm like nothing seen in decades, causing power outages, snow drifts,...
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The Machination Times
- Dec 25, 2022
- 2 min
Bomb Cyclone Made by Government to Make Money
Washington DC – A scientist contracted through the United States government decided that the bomb cyclone that is causing power outages,...
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