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The Machination Times
- Sep 23
- 2 min
After Retirement, Anthony Fauci Launches Rap Career
Washington, D.C. – Well-known virologist Anthony Fauci, whose prominence came to the forefront during the Covid-19 outbreak, has retired...
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The Machination Times
- Sep 12
- 1 min
Anthony Fauci Trains Government on Gain of Function
Washington, DC - Well known virologist Anthony Fauci, who led the government in it’s quest to control citizens during the COVID-19...
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The Machination Times
- Jun 24
- 1 min
Vending Machines for Dooms Day Preppers
A New Mexico prepper has stepped into the world of entrepreneurship and started a company that places vending machines in businesses with...
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The Machination Times
- Jun 21
- 2 min
Pentagon Accounting Error to Pay Hunter Biden’s Taxes for Him
Washington, DC - In another conspiratorial move made by the United States government, there was an alleged “accounting error” that the...
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The Machination Times
- May 6
- 1 min
Bud Light Snubs Flava Flav After Attempting to Form Partnership
Bud Light beer has rejected famed 90’s musician music artist Flava Flav after the old-school rapper attempted to form a deal for a...
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The Machination Times
- Apr 11
- 2 min
Whole Foods Store Closes from Not Enough Homeless Taking Over
San Francisco, CA - A 65,000- square foot Whole Foods Market in downtown San Francisco is closing its doors, at least temporarily due to...
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The Machination Times
- Mar 14
- 1 min
Nuclear Codes Lost In A Box Of Cereal
Colorado Springs, CO - A Colorado man has breached national security protocols and took the nuclear codes from the Air Force site where...
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The Machination Times
- Mar 13
- 2 min
Anthony Fauci Suggests Wearing Face Mask When Looking At Investment Balance
Washington, DC - In a recent interview with CNN’s Don Lemon Dr. Anthony Fauci told viewers they should wear a protective face mask when...
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The Machination Times
- Feb 17
- 1 min
UFO Shot Down While Carrying Prepper Supplies
Kalispell, MT - A Montana prepper had his supply shot down from the sky by a military fighter jet this past Saturday. The survivalist,...
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The Machination Times
- Feb 14
- 1 min
Military Shoots Down Child’s Kite Out of Abundance of Caution
Arthur, NE - The United States military says there is a legitimate fear of invasion between spy balloons and a potential alien invasion,...
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The Machination Times
- Feb 14
- 1 min
Prepper’s Community State of the Union
Austin, TX - Last week, the leader of the Prepping World, President Steve Miller, of the Woodland Party, gave his annual address. He...
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The Machination Times
- Feb 5
- 2 min
Chinese Spy Balloon Held Biden Documents; Destroyed by F-22 Fighter Jet.
Beijing, China - It was revealed last week that a Chinese Spy Balloon, originally declared to be a weather balloon, was making its way...
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The Machination Times
- Feb 4
- 2 min
Bigfoot Upset that Chinese Spy Ballon Allowed to Film His Land
Coutts, MT - A Chinese spy balloon was recently spotted over the skies in Billings, Montana, sparking national concern. Upon questioning,...
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The Machination Times
- Feb 3
- 2 min
Weather Balloon Delivering Food Shot Down Over Fears
Billings, MT - Recently, a weather ballon was seen over the big skies of Montana. Some reports claim that the ballon belongs to the...
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The Machination Times
- Jan 26
- 2 min
Ukraine to Receive Entire Military from Global Power
Washington, DC - For almost a year, Ukraine and Russia have been in a military conflict since an invasion directed by Russian President...
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The Machination Times
- Jan 25
- 2 min
Doomsday Clock Operator Falls Asleep, Batteries Go Dead
Colorado Springs, CO - The Doomsday Clock is a Bulletin that was created in the 1940's by several scientists, including Albert Einstein,...
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The Machination Times
- Jan 12
- 2 min
Gas Stoves Cause Brain Damage; Affects Politicians The Most, According to Study
Los Angeles, CA - The National Consumer Safety Commission recently released a report that says the usage of gas stoves causes cognitive...
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The Machination Times
- Jan 11
- 1 min
Government to Ban Gas Stoves; But Don’t Worry Politicians Will Be Fine
Washington, DC - The United States government is enacting a ban on gas stoves in an attempt to lower the asthma rate and curb climate...
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The Machination Times
- Jan 10
- 2 min
Classified Documents Found in Louisiana Man’s Home
Prien, LA - A slew of paper and digital documents pertaining to the existence of Bigfoot were found in a Louisiana man’s house after a...
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