Vending Machines for Dooms Day Preppers
A New Mexico prepper has stepped into the world of entrepreneurship and started a company that places vending machines in businesses with...
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THE MACHINATION TIMES
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The Machination Times
- May 6
- 1 min
Bud Light Snubs Flava Flav After Attempting to Form Partnership
Bud Light beer has rejected famed 90’s musician music artist Flava Flav after the old-school rapper attempted to form a deal for a...
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The Machination Times
- Feb 17
- 1 min
UFO Shot Down While Carrying Prepper Supplies
Kalispell, MT - A Montana prepper had his supply shot down from the sky by a military fighter jet this past Saturday. The survivalist,...
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The Machination Times
- Feb 14
- 1 min
Prepper’s Community State of the Union
Austin, TX - Last week, the leader of the Prepping World, President Steve Miller, of the Woodland Party, gave his annual address. He...
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The Machination Times
- Jan 25
- 2 min
Doomsday Clock Operator Falls Asleep, Batteries Go Dead
Colorado Springs, CO - The Doomsday Clock is a Bulletin that was created in the 1940's by several scientists, including Albert Einstein,...
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The Machination Times
- Jan 6
- 2 min
Kevin McCarthy Concedes to Not Give Funds to Prepping Coalitions
Washington, DC - The House of Representatives has been in turmoil since Tuesday, voting for a new Speaker of the House. Republican...
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The Machination Times
- Dec 28, 2022
- 2 min
Bombshell: Fake Survivalist Ran Fake Prepper University for Years
Ashland, ME - The ability to get information on how to prep for survival is easy in the internet age. However, it is one thing to get...
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The Machination Times
- Dec 24, 2022
- 2 min
Prepper to Openly Convert Suburban Residents
Lipps, VA – A Doomsday prepper is beginning to spread his survivalist wings to the suburban community after shoring up post-apocalypse...
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The Machination Times
- Dec 23, 2022
- 2 min
Survivalist Posts to YouTube After Apocalypse Already Occurred. Had No Idea.
Pumpkintown, SC – A South Carolina man known for his YouTube channel and has hundreds of thousands of subscribers has been posting videos...
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The Machination Times
- Dec 22, 2022
- 2 min
Hawaii Flight Turbulence Is Not What It Looks Like
Honolulu, HI – A flight headed from Phoenix to Honolulu took a scary turn as passengers experienced more than normal turbulence....
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The Machination Times
- Dec 20, 2022
- 2 min
Survivalist Conducts Poll: Is Prepping Worth The Time?
Is it a waste?
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The Machination Times
- Dec 11, 2022
- 1 min
Survivalist Believes Someone Farted in His Gas Mask
Something Stinks
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The Machination Times
- Dec 2, 2022
- 2 min
Prepper Has Elon Musk Neuralink Chip Forcefully Inserted in His Brain
Warroad, MN – A Minnesota prepper claims that he was kidnapped as part of a government experiment for brain control and a chip was...
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The Machination Times
- Nov 27, 2022
- 2 min
Zombie Gives Remarks on The Walking Dead
The long-awaited finale of the series The Walking Dead has come and gone. The hit television show lasted for 11 seasons, making fans of...
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The Machination Times
- Nov 26, 2022
- 2 min
National Prepper Government Election Runs Smoothly
Preppers know the importance of not having a voting process of controversy.
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The Machination Times
- Nov 21, 2022
- 2 min
Prepper Fanny Pack Comes to Market
Everything can be tactical
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The Machination Times
- Oct 30, 2022
- 2 min
Government Insider Tells Potential Reason for Diesel Shortage
Where is the diesel going? We may have the answer inside.
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The Machination Times
- Mar 26, 2022
- 2 min
Prepper Starts Prepping Addiction Recovery Center
A South Dakota prepper gets people addicted, then helps them get freed.
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The Machination Times
- Mar 5, 2022
- 2 min
Prepper Decides to Become Unprepared
The “Preptrain” might be running out of coal.
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The Machination Times
- Mar 1, 2022
- 2 min
Prepper Creates Bug Out Bags for Any Situation
Bug outs for any occasion and anytime.
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