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Andrew Tate Arrested. Assaults Pizza Boxes After Spat with Greta Thunberg

Updated: Jan 2, 2023

Romania - Former champion kickboxer and social media influencer Andrew Tate was recently arrested by Romanian law enforcement after an online spat with climate change activist Greta Thunberg.

Tate, who had active warrants for organized criminal activity involving money laundering and sexual assault crimes, was allegedly located after he posted a video to his Twitter account. The video had a pizza box in it which led to authorities determining he was back in his Romanian compound.

His video posted was towards Thunberg, bragging about his “33 sport cars” and how they use a large amount of fossil fuels.

The day after being arrested Tate was released, but it is unknown at this time what the conditions of his bond are. Now, Tate is attacking and kickboxing every pizza box he sees.

“I’m not going to be taken down again by a pizza box. I’ll destroy every pizza box I see like I destroy opponent heads, ribs and thighs in the ring. What really pisses me off is that the pizza isn’t that good! I mean, how can Romanian pizza compare to the real stuff I ate when sailing the Mediterranean around the heel of Italy with copious amount of fine women feeding it to me slice-by-slice?! Not good enough to get arrested!”

We spoke to a local pizza delivery driver in the city of Vaslui, Romania.

“I’m taking a couple meat lover pies to this house when all of the sudden a tall, lean, muscular dude comes out of no where and axe kicks the pizza’s. It was crazy! Then he started yelling something about the boxes are costing him freedom and money. I was confused. Just standing there looking at the crushed boxes and what looked like a pizza murder scene on the people’s front yard. They were just as horrified as I was.”

Tate also said that if The Matrix is going to try to assassinate him, he’s going to assassinate as many pizza boxes as he can first.


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