Trump Federal Indictment Unsealed. Includes Infamous Taco Salad Photo.

Former United States President Donald J. Trump recently announced he was indicted by the Department of Justice for holding classified documents at his home in Mar-A-Lago. The Federal indictments have been unsealed and the contents are shocking.

The United States Attorney’s Office brought forth the charges on the forty-fifth president based on his anti-woke stance against Mexico and its food.

A photo of Trump eating a taco salad has long been offensive to many Hispanics and according to Special Council for the U.S. Attorney Jack Smith, it was time to bring justice on behalf of those Latinos who are in the United States, both legally and illegally.

“This is highly offensive; eating a taco salad on Cinco De Mayo. Since 2016, Trump has been flouting that picture of him appropriating food that does not belong to his race. I promised Attorney General Merrick Garland that I would take Trump down. The evidence has been staring us in the face for over seven years and no one has been brave enough to do anything about it. Well, Jack is here and Jack means business.”

When reached out to Trump for comment. Here is his response:

“It was the best taco salad I have ever had, the best. No other taco salad can measure to the one I had that day. I ordered a picture to be taken, just so you could be jealous of Trump – looks like Jack is jealous. The best presidential candidate at the time with the best taco salad ever. No question about it. It was also a big salad with big flavor. The best in history, no better salad ever in the world.”

Trump was asked if he was worried about the federal indictment and what it could mean for his current presidential run.

“I’m not worried about it. There is no evidence. I pooped it out the next day.”