Ukraine President Zelenskyy Calls Bigfoot for Advice

Idaho Falls, ID - Bigfoot received an unexpected phone call from Ukraine President Volodymyr Zelenskyy, who asked for some advice.

The Machination Times learned from an unnamed inside source within Zelensky‘s inner circle that a phone call was made to Bigfoot early Saturday morning from the president.

Naturally, we followed up on this lead and called Bigfoot to verify if this was true.

”Yeah, guys, it’s true. Zelenskyy called me. It was completely unexpected. I didn‘t mind at all. In fact, I was a little flattered. The president who refuses to flee and fights for his country while it is being invaded after no provocation calls me.”

We asked why Zelenskyy would call him.

”Well first, I want you to know he was very pleasant to speak to. The president told me that he heard about my time in the military as a tactician and strategic analyst; and that he respected and appreciated my ability to stay out of the public, knowing my training helped me do that. He’s right.“

Bigfoot was asked what advice he provided.

”I’d love to tell you but I can’t. I really don’t want to give away any information in case they want to use it. You guys are always good to me but I hope you understand.”

Bigfoot said that if the advice he provided is used and victory belongs to Ukraine in the end he will follow up with this publication.

We attempted to make contact with Zelensky; however, he did not answer the phone. Possibly due to fighting for his life.