The Machination TimesJan 11, 20231 minGovernment to Ban Gas Stoves; But Don’t Worry Politicians Will Be FineWashington, DC - The United States government is enacting a ban on gas stoves in an attempt to lower the asthma rate and curb climate...
The Machination TimesJan 10, 20232 minClassified Documents Found in Louisiana Man’s HomePrien, LA - A slew of paper and digital documents pertaining to the existence of Bigfoot were found in a Louisiana man’s house after a...
The Machination TimesJan 8, 20231 minKevin McCarthy Drunk Entire Speaker Voting ProcessWashington, DC - The last four days have been filled with political drama that has never been seen before in this country. The Republican...
The Machination TimesJan 6, 20232 minKevin McCarthy Concedes to Not Give Funds to Prepping CoalitionsWashington, DC - The House of Representatives has been in turmoil since Tuesday, voting for a new Speaker of the House. Republican...